Greeting Comrades, and welcome to the frozen bunker in Ludza.
In this episode, we aren’t just analyzing the collapse of the Russian Empire; we are physically fighting General Winter. While the temperature hits -24°C outside my window, I had to turn a household Philips vacuum cleaner into a tactical flamethrower to save my heating system from exploding.
Meanwhile, across the border, the “Energy Superpower” is burning down its own grid. We dive into the “Alpen Gold Index” (why cheap chocolate is now a luxury asset), the “Crypto-Khans” of Ingushetia destroying the power network to mine Bitcoin, and the horrifying new casualty figures—1.2 million dead and wounded—that the Kremlin is trying to hide.
We also look at the “Virtual Reality” war where General Gerasimov captures fake cities, the 14-nation naval blockade that just bricked up Russia’s “Window to Europe,” and the surreal silence of Russian propaganda as a boy from Donetsk knocks Real Madrid out of the Champions League.
IN THIS EPISODE:
- Operation Pilda Dragon: How I fixed a pellet boiler disaster with a vacuum cleaner and an inner tube.
- The 500-Ruble Chocolate: Varlamov, the “Tax Apocalypse,” and the death of the middle class.
- The Meat Grinder: New data reveals 1.2 million Russian casualties and a terrifying 1:1 death ratio.
- The Tech Trap: Why Russian volunteers are crying about “Mavic Hunters” destroying their drones on Day 1.
- The Baltic Blockade: 14 nations declare the “Shadow Fleet” stateless. The window is closed.
- Sports Psy-Ops: Jose Mourinho, the Donetsk goalkeeper “Tolya” Trubin, and the erasure of Ukraine on Russian TV.
- The Final Betrayal: Trump orders an “Energy Truce,” Putin obeys, and the Z-Patriots lose their minds.
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